Animals

How dare we consider ourselves civilized! Just go to a monkey house at any zoo and take in the stark contrast. Kids running around screaming, climbing displays, parents yelling, babies crying, adults shouting, and slack jawed morons loudly disapproving of the "animals" relieving themselves inside a box of clear glass. The apes, by comparison, are well practiced stoics; calmly pondering the sad state that have been reduced to; meanwhile their next of kin contentedly chew on rubber footballs. They rape, and shit, and kill, and bellow, and fight too, of course, but they never made a bomb. They still haven't made Shakespeare either, but none of us read anymore, so the only advantage we have is being on the outside of the glass.