Litigations from the future

The idea of having original ideas is unoriginal, and falls under the patent protection of 20th Century Fox Corporation. Any objection is deemed a violation of the United States Copyright Act #32433 and a federal offense. Doing jail time is subject to a further fine in violation of the plots of Cool Hand Luke, the Green Mile, and Ernest Goes to Jail. Attempt to escape before serving the extent of sentencing would result in violation of the film the Great Escape. Popular media has been upheld to be solely authorized, within the bounds of appropriate copyright law, to exercise their claim to human endeavor. All living, or otherwise, citizens of the Earth are held in violation of the Companies right to profit and are hereby sentenced to award the plaintiff the determined sum. But ruling in favor of the prosecution is under copyright of 20th Century Fox, so no sum is be awarded awarded. But...